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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 12/30/2013 at 18:57 • Filed to: None

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So my sister in law tagged me at the Applebee's in the next town over. A few weeks later the "Review this place" kept showing up on my news feed. This is what I posted. I hope it's funny. Have some DKW Auto Union Van Weirdness, too. Photo from !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Applebees is where you go when you can't decide where to go out for dinner. The service ranges from "embittered twentysomething whose parents keep asking when she is going to get a real job," to "enthusiastic college student who hasn't had all hope beaten out of him by a series of soul-crushing, meaningless jobs."

The food is pub fare and not bad but nothing special. Beers are big and cold, which is good, because you'll need to get tipsy to deal with the customers.

The TVs have sports on them, and the music is loud. This is good because it mostly drowns out the shrieking children, fighting couples, and loudmouth blowhards who find that an Applebees is the perfect place to pontificate on the particular personal proclivities of presently prominent politicians.

So go to Applebee's. Or don't. You know what to expect when you go to one of these chain restaurants. Just be sure to tip your servers. Their jobs suck enough without having to deal with cheapskates all the time.

desertdog5051 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/30/2013 at 19:08

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What % do you tip?

MountainCommand > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/30/2013 at 19:14

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" perfect place to pontificate on the particular personal proclivities of presently prominent politicians."

Beautiful alliteration my friend. You deserve a free appetizer for that.

deadpedal > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/30/2013 at 19:14

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DKW brought me here.

MountainCommand > desertdog5051 12/30/2013 at 19:18

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Unless he is Mr. Pink....